Driftwood Saves the Whales

Angering the Inuit sea goddess Sedna brings about powerful visions and overwhelming abilities for the young sorceress Driftwood Ellesmere. Giants created by Hans Blekansit continue to spew Blekan-Marts all over the world. Odin, Thor and other Norse Gods return to Earth to conduct illegal whaling. A surprise reunion helps Harry Blekansit finally get off the toilet. Amidst all the chaos Driftwood and Rose become celebrities caught up in a strange merchandizing deal. And to top things off Driftwood never seems to having any success talking to Tide, the boy she likes from Camp Magee. Will our heroine ever figure out how to cope with the wild world around her?

The Driftwood Saga chronicles the magical quests of a young girl and her attempts to understand and solve various world problems including child labour, excessive logging and the military industrial complex.