Laugh Out Loud Cats

In Ancient Egypt was against the law to hurt or kill a cat, even by accident. The punishment was death.
Sphynx cats do not have any fur. They don’t even have whiskers!
Most pure white cats that have blue eyes are deaf.
A cat’s nose print is unique, just like our fingerprints.
Q: What do you call a cat that has eaten a whole duck?
A: A duck-filled fatty puss!
Q: What is a cat’s favourite subject in school?
A: Mew-sic.
Q: What do you call a cat that doesn’t sink in the water?
A: A bobcat!